Did you know?

Did you know that warships run on 8 1/2 x 11 paper? No, you probably did not.
But yes, this is in fact one of the most pressing issues aboard FailBoat at the moment, and when I inquired as to whether or not some of these books (like, complete books) that were being printed on the ship could not be mass produced by say, A PRINT SHOP beforehand I was greeted with silence, and then the admonition to "stop making sense".
So while Mr. US is at sea, getting nothing done on his own work (that needs to get done, mind you), everyone is getting crazy about this sudden lack of paper.
Sometimes you just wonder...wonder about how much insanity you are required to have to run a FailBoat of your own?

In the meantime, Mrs. US has the SADs in a big way: I just find there is not so much sun here in Halifax, and I'm just dying here without it. God bless medication and Daylight lamps: I just never thought I'd be using it in JULY.